To my good friend Poophole

[Cynical Ninja]

Well good evening Poophole.
I am in an exceptionally good mood tonight ya british taint. Ya see I dropped 2 of those poor defenseless creatures today . I had to lay and wait for 12 damn hours, But I got those fuckers I did. Good hits too, blew the top of their fucking hearts right out their sides. I just wish I had brought the 7.62 along. I could have blasted a hundred of Bambi. Hell while you were hiding behind your computer, I was hiding behind a tree. Just sitting there doing nothing, but I had my index finger at the ready on the trigger [ and man I have a itchy trigger finger] And my thumb firmly pressed against the safety. Just waiting for the slightest reason to make the move from safe to ready to kill. And I did need this day dearly as its been months since I got the privilege of stopping a heart beat and then viciously removing what is left of it from the chest cavity. After all there's nothing quite like the feeling of a warm slippery heart in your latex covered hand. But don't fret there Hong Kong Phooey, they didn't feel a thing. I hid so damn well, and they were just that stupid that they each just walked right in front of the gun. And the one dropped right in its tracks. Didn't even blink. And the other one didn't make it 20 yards before it went ass over tea cup into a heap. Probably didn't feel a thing, or at least not much. And then I was so dam lazy that I hooked a rope around their necks and drug them to my truck with my fucking quad. Believe that shit poopster? Do you want to se pictures? Gee I hope ya say yes.
And guess what, Tomorrow I am going to donate one of them to the local food pantry for the needy.A guy has to kinda balance stuff out like that ya know. Do all the bad stuff ya want , then once and a while do something good and it makes you look and feel good.So like I said in the beginning, I am in a wonderful mood tonight!
So you take care of yourself there My dear friend. And I hope you have a glorious day .
I would love to stay and chat, but I need to go clean andfondlemy magnificent killing machines. Chow .

:: Reading that yawnsome claptrap was more effective than sleeping pills.

Let me get this straight so your single cell biker brain can comprehend it..........

I COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT ANIMALS YOU KILL.

There is only one thing more boring than listening to golfer tell you about his day on the course and thats listening to a hunter tell you about his day on the hunt.

FYI - A used to go hare coursing, rabbit shooting, grouse shooting and wood pigeon shooting, then I reached the age of reason and realised how fucking pointless it was for a 21^st century human man to go hunting on a full stomach.

So please, post pictures of the kill, its entrails, its severed head it doesn't bother me in the slightest. I DON'T CARE.