08-01-2012, 02:51 PM
One of my kids is into rock collecting and brought back some really nice ones from the creek last night. Unfortunately, he left them on the walk outside and when I went out to go to the market, I stepped on them and damn near broke my neck trying not to fall over. I think I broke one of my toes. Its all swollen.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.