do you read everything at Mock?

[Lady Cop]

i admit sometimes i cheat...if i get here before Duchess early in the morning, i turn on the lights make tea and then click "Mark All Forums Read". i just don't want to read some topics, although i should read everything. do you read everything that's newly posted? or stick to a certain area?
i am sorry, i simply don't care about football or troll forums cross-pollination.