Favorite hotsauce?

[HairOfTheDog]

As much as I love very hot sauce, I can't see myself daring to buy "Rectal Rocket Fuel". The name alone kinda scares the shit outta me.

I can see myself doing that. I was out with a group of friends at Hooters last month and noone but me wanted to try their hottest hot sauce called Call 911. I ended up being talked out of it, but next time I go there with just my brother or more adventurous friends I will try it.

I get that, Clang, I'd try the 911 too - the hotter the better.

However, when you get a date lined up with a nice (and/or naughty) lady who is not Ms. Linda Hunt, please please please do not consume any Rectal Rocket Fuel just before or during your time together. Maybe it's false advertising, but why risk it?