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[Clang McFly]

What about the Macy's job? How long ago was that, Clang?

4-5 years ago. Back when I lost my NYS Dept of Tax and Finance job because I was struggling learning the job, improving but not fast enough for their liking.

That's what I thought. I bet you're kicking yourself in the ass. Five years at Macy's you'd probably making double or by now.
And a lot more experience. You could be a store mange with keys to the door to frolick in the women's department all night playing with panties!

Yeah but then most of my money would go to bribing the security guards to shut the cameras off at night without revealing why....I'm not going to hand them blackmail material.