emerging viruses & plague

[Carsman]

If I were a man I would be very hesitant to stick it in a hole like that. WTF. You don't know what's on the other side, you only think you do.

This reminds me of a joke that goes something like:

This salesman is overseas staying in a fancy hotel.
There in a room off the lobby, are a bunch of coin operated machines.

One machine says insert your shirt to have it laundered, deposit $5.00 He did, he got back a washed & ironed shirt. He was happy.

Another machine says to shine shoes, place shoes under machine, deposit $5.00, he did, they came out shining like a mirror. He was happy.

There were several other such type machines.

Finally, the last machine said: For the faithful duties of a wife, deposit $20.00 and to stick his rod in the slot located conveniently on the machine.

Happily he did, and after only 10 seconds, he pulled it out screaming in excruciating pain, it had a button sewed on the end!