STEP UP TO THE BAR

[Carsman]

I'd like to have someone serve me a Long Island ice tea, maybe a couple of them.

The first time I ever had a LIIT, was many years ago in a Miami bar. With some friends, I was waiting to take a trip to NYC. (I didn't fly back then)
I had "4" LIIT's (I think, maybe 5) as I kept on telling my friends that the LIIT's didn't have much punch. Well, after about a hour, it was time to board the train, I stood up, and almost keeled over. The world was spinning, and I walked like a zig zag zombie. My friends had to usher me along. I just about made it to the train, it must have been a riot watching me trying to climb up the steps into the train.
I have to say, those LIIT's were good though.