another nike shoe riot

[Lady Cop]

WHERE ARE OUR PRIORITIES?? i promise you kids will be killed over this shit. to have their shoes stolen. wise up parents!! don't buy them!
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Nike is preparing to test the limits of sneakers fan's patience this fall - as they launch their most expensive shoes ever but put a halt to their famous midnight launches.

At $315 the LeBron X's will be Nike's priciest sneakers to date after the Oregon based firm hiked their costs by five to ten percent to reflect increased production costs and a decline in profits.

And on top of the financial demand made to their devotees, Nike will no longer sanction midnight launches THANKFULLY! for their new line after recent outbreaks of violence at malls and Nike stores amongst those who have camped for days at a time to get their hands on the sneakers first.

Known for their superstar endorsed products such as Air Jordan's, the new LeBron X's will come complete with motion sensors to measure exactly how high the wearer jumps. OH WELL EVERYONE NEEDS THAT OPTION.