What turns you Off?

[Jimbone]

As for Clang, he and I have known each other for a long time, he knows what I think about his situation and choices. He is intelligent enough to know how to improve his life. He just loves to rub his refusal to do so in to get reactions from ppl. Every time someone tells him what he should do, he succeeds in his little game, so the best way to make him show his other, funny, witty, likeable side is to just ignore the bullshit.
Am I right, Clang?

If everything you say is spot on and true, that's got to be one of the most pathetic existences I can imagine.