09-05-2012, 11:22 AM
Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Old Motherfucker? Hi, sorry to bother you while you're enjoying your drive, but would you mind terribly meeting the fucking speed limit? I know cars are fast and scary now that your vision and reflexes are shot, but they make a vehicle for folks like you who just can't quite make it past 20 mph on the goddamn freeway. It's called a hearse. Seriously, if you fucking go any slower you'll be backing up, and then you'll probably die before you get to where you're going anyway. Then where will your bucket list be?
Please get the fuck off my road, thanks ever so much. Hey, maybe you could go ahead and make that left turn you've been signalling for the last forty-seven minutes. I'd like that a lot.
Your friend, Donovan
Please get the fuck off my road, thanks ever so much. Hey, maybe you could go ahead and make that left turn you've been signalling for the last forty-seven minutes. I'd like that a lot.
Your friend, Donovan