Dear @username: Warning Request

[HairOfTheDog]

Dear @username,

As you are now the official "warner" and I can't do it myself, please review my request for poster warning. I will respect your decision.

Thank you, in advance, for your timely consideration.

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REQUEST FOR MOCK POSTER WARNING

POSTER NAME:
aussiefriend

INFRACTIONS ALLEGED:
1. blatant misquoting,
2. false implications and attempting to start rumors,
3. failure to give hair critiques on asshole celebrities in a timely manner despite her self-attributed high-falutin title,
4. projecting onto others,
5. being mean when commenting about the Octomom; a struggling single mother of 14 just trying to make ends meet.

While I very much like aussiefriend and regret having to take such drastic action, there is the serious and kindly nature of the board at stake.

Please keep this confidential.

UPDATE: I'd like to formally cancel out all complaints listed above. They are no longer valid (well, they never really were valid, haha).

BUT, for consideration, some truly valid potential warnings may have since emerged - thusly:

(1.) Dangerously hilarious drunken posting.
(2.) Dangerously unhilarious drunken posting.
(3.) Obsessing about shit related to other posters obsessing about shit related to other posters.

I'm personally in camps (1) and (3), but will trust the Mock authorities to move forward (or not) as they see fit.

Sincerely,
HairOfTheDog