Dear @username: Warning Request

[username]

UPDATE: I'd like to formally cancel out all complaints listed above. They are no longer valid (well, they never really were valid, haha).

BUT, for consideration, some truly valid potential warnings may have since emerged - thusly:

(1.) Dangerously hilarious drunken posting.
(2.) Dangerously unhilarious drunken posting.
(3.) Obsessing about shit related to other posters obsessing about shit related to other posters.

I'm personally in camps (1) and (3), but will trust the Mock authorities to move forward (or not) as they see fit.

Sincerely,
HairOfTheDog

While I like #2 very much, Aussie was cited and warned yesterday for Drunk & Disorderly Conduct in Mock and PWI.

With all her botox, I think punishment should include attempting to raise her eyebrows at least a half inch and posting a picture.