SMARTIES

[Midwest Spy]

Or 30 minutes of sex 3 times a week.

So, how was the getaway with your wife?

Real nice. Thanks for asking.

Saw my ailing grandmother and my aunt. Took a road trip to the beautiful beaches of Florida's Emerald Coast (Ft. Walton Beach, Destin, etc).

Played a couple of rounds of golf and, most importantly, we got to go out to dinner for 4 straight nights, just the two of us.

Stayed at the Hard Rock in Biloxi one night, and won a little at the Blackjack table. That was fun. In the past, if I'd been 'up', I'd have continued to play until I eventually lost it all. With my wife around, she asked 'How much are you up?' I said,'$80' and she said, 'Let's go'.

Now we're planning our next getaway. Probably Spring Break and this time kiddos are coming.