the 2012 trivial drivel thread

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My car beeps and dings and flashes at me all the fucking time. Right now the washer fluid is low and there's a big, flashing orange light on the dash and it beeps, through the speakers, every 90 seconds or so the entire time I'm driving it. Its the same way for low gas. For tire pressure. For every damn thing under the sun.

My son has named my car Robocar.