11-10-2012, 11:34 PM
Jim: Jesus, you and the rest of the heathens know an ass-crack when you see one. I acknowledge that I lost the bet.
I'm gonna keep my word by using images of other people to summarize the gist of two of my impure thoughts. I'm kinda shy about writing them out.
Please go here. '''http://www.imagefest.com/search/?q=Cowgirl%7C%22Cow+girl%22&kwid=5527&c=1&p=2'''. You'll need to delete the two double quotes in front of and behind the URL. Then, copy and post the URL into your search browser.
You should have 15 rows of filthy amateur porn on your screen.
Impure thought 1 - photo depiction:
Scroll down to row 9, 1st pic in the row, titled Fracesca La Moaning.
Except for the fact that Francesa doesn't seem to share my fondness for cowboy hats and cowboy boots (and what's a reverse cowgirl ride without 'em, right?), that's the gist of one of my filthy thoughts.
Impure Thought 2 - photo depiction:
Now scroll down to row 14, 1st pic in the row, titled Flexible Wife Rides.
Aside from the hideous bedspread, that's the gist of another of my filthy thoughts.
Bet honored (a little shamed, but I'll live).
DISCLAIMERS FOR MORAL MAJORITY MEMBERS AND THOSE WHO DON'T WANNA SEE RAUNCHY PORN:
1. Yes, I know Jim is married and I'm committed too. We are mocking around, at Mock - it's not serious biz.
2. If you don't wanna see raunchy porn, do not copy the above URL, paste it in your browser, and go look for it. I didn't post a functional link because only those that care to make the effort are gonna see the mock in image format. If you look and get offended, you're a moron if you come back and whine about it.
I'm gonna keep my word by using images of other people to summarize the gist of two of my impure thoughts. I'm kinda shy about writing them out.
Please go here. '''http://www.imagefest.com/search/?q=Cowgirl%7C%22Cow+girl%22&kwid=5527&c=1&p=2'''. You'll need to delete the two double quotes in front of and behind the URL. Then, copy and post the URL into your search browser.
You should have 15 rows of filthy amateur porn on your screen.
Impure thought 1 - photo depiction:
Scroll down to row 9, 1st pic in the row, titled Fracesca La Moaning.
Except for the fact that Francesa doesn't seem to share my fondness for cowboy hats and cowboy boots (and what's a reverse cowgirl ride without 'em, right?), that's the gist of one of my filthy thoughts.
Impure Thought 2 - photo depiction:
Now scroll down to row 14, 1st pic in the row, titled Flexible Wife Rides.
Aside from the hideous bedspread, that's the gist of another of my filthy thoughts.
Bet honored (a little shamed, but I'll live).
DISCLAIMERS FOR MORAL MAJORITY MEMBERS AND THOSE WHO DON'T WANNA SEE RAUNCHY PORN:
1. Yes, I know Jim is married and I'm committed too. We are mocking around, at Mock - it's not serious biz.
2. If you don't wanna see raunchy porn, do not copy the above URL, paste it in your browser, and go look for it. I didn't post a functional link because only those that care to make the effort are gonna see the mock in image format. If you look and get offended, you're a moron if you come back and whine about it.