11-16-2012, 01:06 AM
(11-15-2012, 11:06 PM)sally Wrote:(11-15-2012, 10:51 PM)ESAD Wrote: I never brought her here and go fuck your self.
I already did, and you should go look for your missing nut. It's probally under your couch amongst the needles and dirty pennies.
I just finished up work for the evening (fingers crossed) and was considering fucking myself tonight too, sal. Kinda tough decision though: I still have a couple of beers in the fridge left over from last weekend. I'm kinda tired and it's either gonna be a good hard self-fuck or a couple of beers to the used Michael Schenker vinyl that I picked up on the way home tonight. You gave me a good idea; maybe I'll flip a dirty penny and let heads or tails decide.

Btw, you saved Dr. Maggot an emergency call tonight. He owes you one. He gave me his medical emergency cell number, but for some reason the other two times that I was facing such a psychiatric dilemna and diaed up, someone (that sounds just like Steve Urkel from Family Matters) from Kentucky Fried Chicken in Bumfuck, Arkansas picked up. Weird.