11-17-2012, 03:07 PM
(11-17-2012, 11:13 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(11-17-2012, 10:06 AM)HarveySykes Wrote: Unlike majority of the mothers posted about on mock I have chosen to take care of my sick toddler. I'm still interesting. Just some long sleepless sick nights lately. Watching Barney over and over and over and fucking over again.
Harvey doesn't hump. He's a rare exception. Last week I caught him in the closet making sweet love to a build a bear. Hasn't happened since.
Harvey Anthony sounds like a gentleman weiner. And, non-discriminatory too, going for the cross-species bear lovin' and all. Definitely better behaved than the weiners that I've had on my hands.
I hope your child feels better soon, Harvey. Not only for his/her sake, but I watched a lot of Barney with my nieces and nephews back in the day; that purple bastard can drive a bitch insane after a while. Your willingness to watch him over and over pretty much guarantees that we'll never end up reading about you in the "Another Mother" crime block thread.
P.s. Speaking of those moms, that heartless POS who glued her two year old girl's hands to the wall and beat her into a coma (in front of her other children) got 99 years. 99 years, made my day.
See ya around...
Harvey Anthony is anything but a gentleman. He hides in blankets and shakes without a sweater. He licks his balls often, and chases squirrels. He constantly needs to be around the baby, which often entails sticking his nose in the crib until she wakes up. He's a dick, a real dick. And I forgot, he had sex with my sisters cat once when i took him to my parents while the cat was in heat. Not just humping, true sex. I forgot that ever happened. You're right on his acceptance of other species. I'll give him that.
Thanks for the well wishes on my daughter. Barney is a lot better than Yo Gabba Gabba which is usually what is on. It's her new thing, I've seen every episode of Gabba about 69 trillion times, so I'd rather take the fat purple Dino. Last night there was a Christmas episode with 3 midgets rapping. My husband and I were laughing hysterically. The most awkward thing ever. Do yourself a favor and YouTube it.
Seriously that's disgusting, and 99 years makes me happy but its certainly not what she deserves. She deserves what she did to her child, plus more. I will never understand how a mother can hurt her own child. My daughters terrible twos have begun, early I might add... And everything is "no mine!" Followed by meltdowns... And never would it cross my mind to hurt her. She is really pushing buttons lately, but that's how she learns? Right? Whatever. This world is full of sick fucks. I'm probably going to be extremely overbearing because of my morbid obsession with crimes. I know too much. I don't think I'll ever let her ride her bike alone, that's for sure.