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[Midwest Spy]

She's a box blond. 'Nuff said.

Her Box is blonde?
Interesting

I thought she had hardwood flooring?

But, JSYK, I don't really give a fuck.

I'm all out.

Not one tiny little fuck to give about something that could extend your life span, like this?

If I just spent the last 15 minutes 'looking' at her, exactly how many days/months/years did I add to my life?

HotD did you know you're photo also has been known to positively affect a man's life expectancy?