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[Paulistano]

It was just a play on words: English language, English Muffins, English Bull Terriers... I do like an occasional eggs benedict though and bull dogs are good too.

How do we pay for your Queen?

The tourists alone from the US probably pay for her to have 156 servants.

Personally I dislike bulldogs, always associated muffins with the US - blueberry ones especially, and I thought that Eggs Benedict was French!

Because we're a generous lot, we will also not attempt to steal your other national treasures, namely Gary Glitter and Russell Brand. Unless you wanna make a trade. You get the entire Kardashian family (including Kanye West and Bruce Jenner) and we'll take Mr. Brand. Deal?

P.s. Spain is my favorite country to visit, though I've only really explored Madrid and Barcelona (but seen a lot of the land getting there on Eurail). I take the Spanish very seriously in matters of art, food, love, and attitude.

I quite like Mr. Brand, his flavour of intellectual humour / complete lunatic amuses me. You cannot have him, I also quite like Mr. Ramsay - or as you guys call him, Chef Ramsey. He is a good lad.

I think Spain is the most visited country on the planet - it is just a shame that most of the visitors are uneducated idiot Brits and Germans and not cultured people like yourself. I would like to spend some time in Northern Spain and get into the culture and language - and food of course.

More than one.

Where, if you don't mind my interest?