POLITICALLY CORRECT MORONS

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Have you had the chat with your daughter, user?

I think I started having the chat with both my kids when they were like 6 or 7 and I haven't shut up since. I've probably scarred them for life which is why they haven't shown more interest in dating. But, they tell me everything. My daughter knows I'd get her b/c and my son knows I'll kill him if he gets a girl pregnant.

My son told me about a kid at school the other day that claims to have had a third nut removed. Is that possible?

It seriously isn't appropriate. Very pervy. Those kids belong to somebody else.

Human growth and development doesn't include any information about sexual acts and most states don't allow birth control discussions. If you want to learn about birth control, ask your parents or a doctor. If you want to learn about squirting orgasms, go to college.

I'm all for showing stuff that will help kids keep their pants on:

Did I ever tell you the story about the mole and my friend who works for a plastic surgeon?

Holy hell, Cracker!!! Blurg.

I agree about the b/c discussions but how are you going to explain human growth (in the womb) without saying something about ejaculation, sperm etc? Even in 5^th grade when my kids took their first sex ed class, they taught them about ejaculation. Ejaculation/orgasm, meh.