The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[BlueTiki]

I popped over to the Asian grocery store to pick up a bottle of sweet chili sauce.

I have one item, so I go to the "10 items or less" line.

A young Chinese chick in front of me has 15 items . . . 6 of the motherfuckers were produce.

I make the comment: "Well I guess the stereotype about Asians being good at math has just been blown to hell!"

She turns and gives me a nasty look and I point to the sign and say:

"You no leedy the sign smart gurr?"

She gives me a look and goes back to watching the Mexican cashier weigh her goods.

That's all she was going to do as I towered over her.

Then the guy behind me (he smelled Thai or Flip) says: "What you Amelican use that sauce fol?"

Now I'm pissed . . . "You Amelican . . . "

I say: "Puppies and french fries. Why? What you foreigners use it on?"

He says: "Egg lorr and dumpring."

I start to giggle and then he says: "Chicken, too. Chicken too!"

Now I can't wait until I need some rose water, tahini and sumac from the Middle Eastern Grocery.