how about this

[Sinister]

How - in your alleged and puny brain - does this make me a coward? I'm doing a job of sorts here, trying to keep the undesirables away and one thing we have learned is that soup chickens are undesirable. If you can't measure up, you will be gone. Are you a bit pissy that you didn't get in on your first try? Maybe it's that time of the month for you. Dunno, and don't care.

You'll stay here a bit longer until I can get a better sense of you and Ihave either confirmed or refuted your soup chickenness.