Are you a thief?

[Cynical Ninja]

When I worked for Price Chopper, I knocked over a display of little chocolate Santas and snuck one into my apron as I was picking them back up. And then another time I stole some malted milk balls from a bin in the back area of the store. I also stole a Sports Illustrated magazine from the Price Chopper breakroom and stole my bosses' slightly used pantyhose from her trashcan. Then when I worked at Walmart, I stole a Jon Stewart Green Lantern action figure someone had left on the cash register. One time at Burger King, I stole some zesty sauces from a display on the counter when they weren't looking.

And finally I knowingly bought a bunch of VHS videotapes my brother had stolen from our college videostore.

Stealing food from bins.

I can see you are a real class act.