Finding an adopted (older) sibling...

[Duchess]

The thing is it wouldn't be wild awesome monkey sex 99% of the time, it would be fat sweaty perverts belly flopping themselves between your legs and nutjobs forcing you to give them free blowjobs at knifepoint.

Do you honestly think there are many prostitutes and callgirls out there who actually enjoy their job? Most of them only do it to feed one drug habit or another.

I basically told you I was just fucking off. As snobby as I am do you think I'd let just anyone put their hands on me. No, fuck no and I can't think of any amount of money that would allow me to do so. YukYukYuk.

...and yeah, I do think there are some high priced whores out there that do enjoy their job.