Finding an adopted (older) sibling...

[Midwest Spy]

I like you, Clang. Jump in my pocket.

I knew women's purses were big but, Jesus!

Man, it feels like there's a happy ending right around the corner...

Or is that in Long Island?

You realize you and your brother will inherit your parents' house? And he'll probably hire someone to take you out before he lets you share in the loot.

So....

Take advantage of Duchess' offer.

She can help turn you into a successful, good-looking, don't-need-my-mama-no-more man.

Do it!