Finding an adopted (older) sibling...

[Clang McFly]

I like you, Clang. Jump in my pocket.

I knew women's purses were big but, Jesus!

Man, it feels like there's a happy ending right around the corner...

Or is that in Long Island?

You realize you and your brother will inherit your parents' house? And he'll probably hire someone to take you out before he lets you share in the loot.

So....

Take advantage of Duchess' offer.

She can help turn you into a successful, good-looking, don't-need-my-mama-no-more man.

Do it!

OK! I am putty in your hands, Duchess. Mold me as you see fit. I gave her an open invitation to my parent's house, my balls are in her court now.

Seriously....its a better offer than the offer I got to move to California and live like a troll in a crawlspace.