Got a haircut today....Mock style

[Carsman]

I usually go to a place called "The Dudes Place" its all for men and always fun, they tell jokes goof off and you can generally say whatever you want.
I walked in and there must have been 8 people ahead of me so I walked out and went to a place called "Fantastic Sams" I go in and there are women all over the place getting perms, dyes, eyebrows plucked all kinds of crap, but I got a chair as soon as I walked in and started getting my hair cut.
I look in the mirror and there is a show on the television with these people running through this machine getting the shit kicked out of them and dumping them into the pool. One guy gets whacked real good and I was laughing. She stops and says "what?" I said the show...that show . She starts looking at it and snipping so I said "well not you, cut the hair"
A few minutes later a woman was running through the thing and she got whacked by this big padded hammer thing that knocked her back about 10 ft.
I started laughing again.
The girl cutting my hair says "what now?"
I said " That chick just got her tits knocked out her asshole!" laughing.
Every single woman in there that was blabbing like crazy, shut up and stared at me.
ALL of them! there were like 8 there sitting in chairs and the girls that were messing with their hair.
They all shut up and stared at me, some with icy eyes like daggers.



I'm not going there again.

Oh Oh Maggs, I'm going for a haircut on Wednesday, and it too is at a "unisex" snipper. I'm usually the only guy there as well, only once was there another guy there at the same time. I go there because they take "appointments", so there's no waiting. I used to got to a "barber shop", where there always was about a 1-1/2 hour or longer wait. That sucked.

Anyway, that wipe out program is crazy/dangerous. I've watched it a few times for a few minutes. The contestants get wickedly wiped out , and the audience cracks up.
However, I'm positive that sometimes there has to be serious injuries, from the blunt force (obstacles padded on not, just the angles & contortions their bodies hit with is fierce) those contestants endure. But of course they do not show you the contestant carried off in an ambulance, cause that part is not funny.