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SEX YOU UP
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#14
06-14-2013, 09:05 PM
My love life is like a potted plant. I sit on the sill and when I am needed I am pulled off and expected to perform. At any given moment I might be pulled off the shelf. Sometimes its OK but at other times I just go through the motions and get it over with T-shirt and all. Its like a quick gust of wind and always fleeting. But kids will do that to a person, and I'm a guy so I just do it and smile. I hum the Bonanza theme sometimes and like the ankles around my neck.

Other than that I'm fairly boring and stupid and slow like a mental patient.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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SEX YOU UP - by Duchess - 06-14-2013, 04:29 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by crash - 06-14-2013, 04:42 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by Duchess - 06-14-2013, 06:48 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by Clang McFly - 06-14-2013, 04:47 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by Midwest Spy - 06-14-2013, 05:51 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by Duchess - 06-14-2013, 06:49 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by username - 06-14-2013, 06:06 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by Duchess - 06-14-2013, 06:52 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by crash - 06-14-2013, 08:17 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by username - 06-14-2013, 08:46 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by Duchess - 06-14-2013, 08:50 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by Cynical Ninja - 06-15-2013, 02:57 AM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by username - 06-15-2013, 11:41 AM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by sally - 06-14-2013, 09:15 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by sally - 06-14-2013, 07:15 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by username - 06-14-2013, 08:09 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by Maggot - 06-14-2013, 09:05 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by Maggot - 06-14-2013, 09:27 PM
RE: SEX YOU UP - by Cynical Ninja - 06-15-2013, 11:55 AM