Donovan douchebag the dimeless

[Cynical Ninja]

Oh, so you're a parasite. Got it.

So the ability to generate my own little perfectly legal and above board cashflow outside of my career makes me a parasite does it?

I really don't think so Daisy. That's what's called a real man taking care of business.

Someone bumming money to buy candy? There's your parasite right there! If I at any point in my life I didn't have enough money in my pockets to buy some sweets I would probably throw myself in front of train with embarassment.