Donovan douchebag the dimeless

[Donovan]

Oh, so you're a parasite. Got it.

So the ability to generate my own little perfectly legal and above board cashflow outside of my career makes me a parasite does it?

I really don't think so Daisy. That's what's called a real man taking care of business.

Someone bumming money to buy candy? There's your parasite right there! If I at any point in my life I didn't have enough money in my pockets to buy some sweets I would probably throw myself in front of train with embarassment.

Nope, because guess what else I did for a living back in the day? Same shit you claim to have made your fortune on. And IF you're being honest, which I highly doubt at this point, you and I both know there's only one way to make any kind of money "buying and selling memorabilia" of any kind.

You have to lie cheat and steal with every fucking transaction. You lie to the sellers about the value of their item to secure the best price you can, then you lie again to the buyers to inflate your profit. Collectibles traders are among the worst scumbags on the planet, and I'm not surprised you count yourself among their number.

I'm also not surprised you enjoy a side job where lying your ass off plays such a huge part. You lie through your teeth here, with your claims of skateboard superstardom and wealth beyond imagining, and in effect you do nothing but lie with every post. Clang's not the troll here, you are.

I do okay with a perfectly respectable career that at the end of the day makes the world a tiny bit better for having me in it. I can live with that just fine, even if it means I have to put my milk duds on layaway from time to time.

Of course, anyone who has to get quick cash from a pawnbroker and can't afford a gas mower probably has a pretty good idea what I mean, don't you ya fucking liar?