Donovan douchebag the dimeless

[Mohammed]

I spent my TIME travelling the globe, been to countless concerts, sporting events, theatre productions, museums, art galleries and world famous music festivals.

And all that in your Lazy Boy with a firm grip on your remote, right?

You were part of a professional skateboarding team? I don't really think running round your neighbourhood dressed like the Silver Surfer with your Mom's ironing board actually qualifies for such. Did you have to stop because you fell on your head? A lot?

Duchess my most lovely bag of sensual candy, you didn't watch Games of Thrones?? Such a sin! I'm getting all my daily inspiration from it. Only problem is people here looking at me in a funny way when I'm taking my Dragons for a walk.

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