07-20-2013, 01:02 PM
(07-20-2013, 12:12 PM)Mohammed Wrote: That's true, NEVER!!
Anyway, in a Mock match I would obviously wrestle my Tiki all covered in Black and White Chocolate Mousse, Veuve Cliquot and Strawberries. HotD I would take on with an extra load of Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Duchess I would spray up with a whole bottle of Banana Boat before hunting her down across the Prairie, ending up stabbing the shit out of a bonfire like Costner in Dances with Wolves. user I would slap silly together with a Chateaubriand.
Now THAT's what it takes to be a Chef!
Post up a pic of your poolside birthday recovery session (the one with the Scotch flambeuing your nipples in the scorching sun, preferably), and I'll get suited up for the oil wrestling match.
If, against all odds, I'm not slippery enough to avoid being dominated by a spicy Hungarian, things could get mouth-wateringly messy though.
Ah, screw it, I'm all in. They sell Extra Born Again Virgin Oil somewhere, I'm sure. Redemption in a bottle!
