07-30-2013, 05:42 PM
I've got an even better story than this one (because it ends with ACTUAL sex).
Familiar with the saying, "No sex in the champagne room."? That makes reference to back rooms at strip clubs, and how a stripper won't actually perform a sex act with you.
It's a Monday night in mid-January 1989, and I'm stationed in Fort Worth, TX. I'm 22 years old.
I live with 2 roommates, who are going to a local strip club to send one of their buddies on his way to his next assignment.
They ask me if I want to come with. Of course, I say, 'No, I'll stay here', but, they keep working me and I eventually say, 'Ok'.
We get there (I'd never been there before) and it's predictably dead. At this place, you can sit at a bar type area, and the girls walk around ON the bar right in front of you. So, basically, you're looking up at them.
This beautiful brunette is in front of me (doing her thing) and says, "My shift is done in a few minutes, can I come sit with you?"
I said, 'Sure', not knowing what to expect.
She finishes up, heads into the back, and voila, she appears at a stool next to me in about 15 minutes.
She quickly starts talking to me about (and this is not B.S.) how she has an older sugar daddy, who rarely has sex with her.
I said, 'I have a girlfriend, but I'm always horny.'
In less than 5 minutes after sitting down with me, she's heading to her car to follow me to my place to do me.
We get to my place, head to my room, and she literally rips her/my clothes off.
An awesome experience. The look on my buddies' faces when I'm walking out of that place with her was frickin' priceless.
I never saw her again after that.
Familiar with the saying, "No sex in the champagne room."? That makes reference to back rooms at strip clubs, and how a stripper won't actually perform a sex act with you.
It's a Monday night in mid-January 1989, and I'm stationed in Fort Worth, TX. I'm 22 years old.
I live with 2 roommates, who are going to a local strip club to send one of their buddies on his way to his next assignment.
They ask me if I want to come with. Of course, I say, 'No, I'll stay here', but, they keep working me and I eventually say, 'Ok'.
We get there (I'd never been there before) and it's predictably dead. At this place, you can sit at a bar type area, and the girls walk around ON the bar right in front of you. So, basically, you're looking up at them.
This beautiful brunette is in front of me (doing her thing) and says, "My shift is done in a few minutes, can I come sit with you?"
I said, 'Sure', not knowing what to expect.
She finishes up, heads into the back, and voila, she appears at a stool next to me in about 15 minutes.
She quickly starts talking to me about (and this is not B.S.) how she has an older sugar daddy, who rarely has sex with her.
I said, 'I have a girlfriend, but I'm always horny.'
In less than 5 minutes after sitting down with me, she's heading to her car to follow me to my place to do me.
We get to my place, head to my room, and she literally rips her/my clothes off.
An awesome experience. The look on my buddies' faces when I'm walking out of that place with her was frickin' priceless.
I never saw her again after that.