WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME?

[HairOfTheDog]

It's that old IBS rearing its ugly head again, right?

Lack of romanticism?

A story from 25 years ago when I was completely naive and didn't realize I should've offered the girl some cash after we were done?

Halitosis?

What???

I'm messing with you, MS.

I don't know if you're at the bottom of the collective Mock chain; no secret poll was taken.

I tell you when I think you're being a dweeb as we go along, so I can't tell you anything from my perspective that you haven't heard before.

Putting personality aside, just a guess when it comes to general physical desirability. Probably not a lot of women put Irritable Bowel Syndrome and Halitosis at the top of their turn-on lists. BUT, there are fetishists for everything out there, somewhere...