WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME?

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So it's settled. MS takes first place as the least sexually desirable because he doesn't wear adult diapers, but probably should. Among various other obvious reasons.

It's settled, as far as I'm concerned. You have your finger on the pulse of Mock, so I trust your rankings.

It's possible that MS could pull himself up a couple of rungs on the ladder in the 2014 rankings if he takes to diapering, right? Depends; could resolve the chronic bad breath problem too by restricting his ability to talk outta his ass as often.

Course, he's gotta put forth the effort and we'd need him to post a selfie in his adult pull-ups before the rankings could be re-evaluated.

Anyway, if MS gets his shit under control, I think Clang could knock him from the #1 spot next year. It could be even better than winning free tickets from the radio station - more personal achievement involved.

IDK, I think Clang's a good bet to steal the 2014 title unless another large, unemployed, cross-dressing, pedo, fire fighter-hating, wanna-be-priest registers and knocks his dick in the dirt.

That was fucking hilarious ...and brilliant!

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