WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME?

[HairOfTheDog]

I was thinking it was the other meaning of Spong in the urban dictionary;

Spong: A unapostrophied contraction of 'Spelling' and 'Mong', referring to someone who has the hardest time spelling the simplest of words.

"We'll done, you fucking stupid spong, old Yeller starved to death because you left a note for the kids saying 'please feel my god!'"

I thought Rams was offering a bath up hereself..

You right be might; that definition tits teh context well two.