10-12-2013, 01:23 PM
(10-12-2013, 01:21 PM)username Wrote:(10-12-2013, 12:41 PM)Maggot Wrote:(10-12-2013, 12:28 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Do you want to have sex tonight Maggot? Then don't scare the shit out of your wife.
Funny you would say that, I'm heading to the adult shop this afternoon for some toys. And she wants to watch that new pirate porn movie later. AVAST!!!!!Arrrgggg MATEY!!
*fans self*
That's so much better than candles and a massage.
She's going to wank your plank, captain!
Commando Cunt Queen