Todays morning idiot thread

[Blindgreed1]

I like the way Maggot thinks, only I'd leave the mice to hide wherever they wanted to so's he could see something moving out of the corner of his eye while driving.

Another warped mind at work!

I like it, in theory.

BUT, in reality, he probably couldn't keep his eyes off the mice and on the road and would wind up hitting a fire hydrant or some such shit (and then telling his mom on me).

Risky business.

Something tells me you could totally pull off the "yeah... I put mice in your car dude" and then look at mom with the crazy eyes and be done with it.