10-29-2013, 02:50 AM
(10-27-2013, 11:08 AM)Duchess Wrote:(10-27-2013, 08:14 AM)thekid65 Wrote: I appreciate that Duchess...now, ya see.....THAT is how a woman tends to her man, being helpful and shit.
*gasp* You've made me sound like an obedient female. How DARE you.
Don't be too hasty. I'm really thinking we should take The Kid up on his generous offer to visit his new "family". Think about it.
Five wives already there; cooking, cleaning, sexing him up and all.
We could be the insubordinate newbies - eating all that home-cooking, making all sorts of messes, getting up at noon (well me anyways, I know you're an early riser), hitting the nearest cantina and drinking from sundown til sun-up, slow dancing with the local menfolk for free plays on the jukebox...
I'm feeling it (seriously). We wouldn't have to lift a damn finger and would cause Kid so much trouble he'd be too tired to make any sexual advances towards us.
No way in hell Kid could handle such a handful; no way in hell. He'd kick us outta there before the end of the first week; I know it. It would be like a vacation for us though, with free room and board.
Careful what you wish for, Kid, I think I'm in...