11-21-2013, 04:24 PM
I have a dream...
I would like to break the tie for the lamest mock thread ever.
Arguably, ramseycat's "Rice Cakes Rock!" drivel and Midwest Spy's "Who's Got the Biggest Bush at Mock?" idiocy are tied for lamest.
My entry: Make a Mocker/food simile.
I'll start, with @crash.
Crash is like peanut butter.
He's a little unpredictable; sometimes smooth as silk, and sometimes a bit crunchy.
He's never too sweet, and only rarely too salty.
He would make a good bread-spread.
He (usually) leaves a good taste in my mouth. Best followed up with several swallows of milk (as if there was a choice
).
Crash is like peanut butter.
I would like to break the tie for the lamest mock thread ever.
Arguably, ramseycat's "Rice Cakes Rock!" drivel and Midwest Spy's "Who's Got the Biggest Bush at Mock?" idiocy are tied for lamest.
My entry: Make a Mocker/food simile.
I'll start, with @crash.
Crash is like peanut butter.
He's a little unpredictable; sometimes smooth as silk, and sometimes a bit crunchy.
He's never too sweet, and only rarely too salty.
He would make a good bread-spread.
He (usually) leaves a good taste in my mouth. Best followed up with several swallows of milk (as if there was a choice
).Crash is like peanut butter.