THANKSGIVING WEEK

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Nobody really likes you; they just want to harvest an organ or two.

lungs and kidney maybe. Liver is shot. Now where'd I put that hacksaw?

Meh, she smokes I think. They're doing face transplants these days. I wonder what you could get for a face on the organ black market these days?

I think we could work pretty well together, Clang. Just promise you don't freak out like that guy in Florida and ruin the merchandise by eating her face, k? A half eaten face could really mess with the profit margins.