ANTI-AGING

[Cynical Ninja]

Hahaha...

You're much funnier than CN, that's for sure.

Sometimes I wish you we're famous so I could watch you turn into a freak before my eyes...like Joan Rivers, Cher, Kenny Rogers, the Tiger Lady...etc.

I'm willing to bet that you're the only Vain Bitch on here that has spent 1,000s of dollars injecting poison into her face because you obviously hate yourself everytime you look in the mirror. God only knows how much money you've wasted on other useless shit.

It's sad and pathetic that the only thing that matters to you is all on the outside. I'm guessing countless men have looked at you and thought the same thing, and didn't look twice.

I don't know or care how much younger you are than me...the thought that you have been fighting old age for years now, puts a pretty wide grin on my face.

I have some wrinkles, big fucking deal. I love my laugh lines, too bad you can't say the same thing, ya crusty, crazy bitch.

As for menopause, I take after my mother and older sister...I have about 6 or 7 years to go. You'll probably go through it before me, hag.

I thought you were done with me? I knew you couldn't resist me, crazy lady.

Like I said nothing wrong with lotions, creams and serums. Maybe if you had tried them you wouldn't look like the wicked witch of the west with AIDS?

Aussie has her faults, being an Aussie and sometimes being as dim as a candle in a hurricane but she is still more intelligent than you and she'd still be better looking than you if she had 3^rd degree facial burns and a goiter.

If Nivea want to sell more products a picture of your face as the “before” in a “before and after” advertising campaign would definitely boost sales.