12-13-2013, 12:45 PM
Cynical Ninja and his wife were prepping for their first honeymoon night together and were very excited to see each other naked for the first time. As he removed his shoes and socks, Cinnamon said " Now please don't be alarmed, my love. I was a sickly child. I have some...flaws. My feet are shriveled and wasted looking because I had Toelio as a kid."
His wife asked, "Don't you mean Polio?"
"No, stupid woman, I said TOE-LIO."
Annoyed, Cinnamon pulled off his trousers and revealed scarred, misshapen knees. His wife gasped in horror and he said, "Don't be afraid, I told you I was a sickly child. These scars came from Kneesles."
His wife asked, "Don't you mean Measles?"
Cinnamon shouted "God dammit woman did I SAY that? I said KNEE-sles!" Angrily he yanked down his underwear.
Cinnamon's wife laughed and said, "Oh don't tell me I know this one. Small-cox, right?"
His wife asked, "Don't you mean Polio?"
"No, stupid woman, I said TOE-LIO."
Annoyed, Cinnamon pulled off his trousers and revealed scarred, misshapen knees. His wife gasped in horror and he said, "Don't be afraid, I told you I was a sickly child. These scars came from Kneesles."
His wife asked, "Don't you mean Measles?"
Cinnamon shouted "God dammit woman did I SAY that? I said KNEE-sles!" Angrily he yanked down his underwear.
Cinnamon's wife laughed and said, "Oh don't tell me I know this one. Small-cox, right?"
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.