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[Cynical Ninja]

I think the Dictionary is an excellent choice. Just think: that one book contains the words to every single great work of literature ever written. Just, you know...some assembly required.

You can't write any stories down though you have no pens or paper. I don't know about you but I can make up stories in my head without a dicionary because thoughts are purely conceptual.

I would rather have any other book in the world than a dictionary anything with a narrative you can lose yourself in is better than a reference book of words when you have nothing to reference.