AFFLUENZA

[Cynical Ninja]

This isn't the first fucked up judge we've heard about. Remember the one who sent a rapist to jail for a month?

Really? Even the senile old cunts we have in court rooms in the UK aren't that bad!

I remember a very famous footballer called Paul Gascoigne was in court a good few years ago now when he was incredibly famous and well known (he still is well into his retirement). Everyone knew him as “gazza” even old farts with no interest in football knew him all about him he was always all over the news because of his footballing skills and crazy personality and lifestyle.

So he's in court as a witness at the height of his popularity in a high profile case and the senile old fart judging the case looks up from his notes and says “who or what is gazza?”

And everyone groaned and thought this old fart is deciding if people get locked up for decades or not.

Jesus.

Its like a judge in America saying “who or what is the shaq attack?”