Desert island discs

[Maggot]

A dictionary?


Why in the name of Satans hairy ballsack would you choose to take a dictionary?! Of all the millions of literary works of genius written throughout history he could have chosen he chose a dictionary? A book rendered entirely pointless on its own? A book of reference when you have nothing whatsoever that would need any reference?

It may be the most stupid choice in the history of desert island discs.

And the capstone to the pyramid of stupidity? Luxury item? An endless supply of fireworks?! So he is saying he could watch fireworks every night for the rest of his life and NEVER get bored of them?

Jesus Christ.

I think for me two weeks absolute tops then I would be sick to death of fucking fireworks.

Listen.........you put up a question I answered it so if you don't like it tough shit. I could do all kinds of cool stuff with my fireworks, Blow coconuts out of trees, fire them at the natives and become king Maggot, Shoot them at a plane or boat if I get sick of being there.

I almost said telescope but that would only be good at night.
So STFU and stop asking stupid unrealistic questions about a make believe island in some imaginary ocean twinky.

Oh yeah, and my dictionary? I said that because its one book that you can research almost anything with. There are maps, meanings and phrases, different languages and meanings in there tons of shit to contemplate. I would have said encyclopedia Britannica but that would be a bunch of books.