Desert island discs

[Maggot]

This is why I find it very difficult to follow a conservative point of view. The boys over here don't believe in global warming. I mean, what do those silly scientists know anyway?

You should take 50.00 out of your paycheck each week and give it to some scientific "research" study on global warming. That way you could feel safe in knowing that you are making the world safe for everyone. Or just mail it to the U.N.