01-12-2014, 10:29 AM
(01-12-2014, 07:04 AM)Duchess Wrote: You can't say that now! You turned your whole life upside down to move there. This is awful to read. It's because of the Jews, isn't it?
Oh God I need to stop worrying about you people -
Sally's trying to quit smoking & her husband broke her toe.
Clang still doesn't have a job & is considering the priesthood.
Mo is stressed to the max & wants to shoot somebody.
Ramsey is being harassed by a crazy Jew bitch & hates her new location.
Aussie is being mindfucked and has to work with at least one cunt.
User has created Great Adventure in her backyard & every 13 yr. in a 5 square radius spends their day at her house performing death defying stunts.
OP continues to shazzam in his underpants & his wife is in danger of finding out.
There's way more but I need coffee with artificial sweeteners that is slowly killing me.
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-MS is paranoid about what the Minny bar flies will think if he hits the wrong note belting out "YMCA" at the Dew Drop In karaoke fest.
-FAHQTOO is being held hostage by the weather and a low-charging battery.
-Maggot's dreams of winning the cow eating contest have been quashed by a greedy 120 pound bitch who cares not an iota about world hunger!
-nrkerr is having sex amongst the dead.
-OTD's lost her filter, and now she's warming up her ball-kicking leg.
-NightOwl, Adub, sharit, and Tiki are MIA, damn it...