the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Cynical Ninja]

Golden beaches in the UK? Haha! Pebbled fucking shore breaks with two inch waves..

Face it, Frodo, if you didn't have a couple of thousand years of history, a few hundred castles, cheap drugs and loose women, nobody would even bother catching a fucking plane to your shores.

Btw, your cricket team need to get home before they all neck themselves. They haven't even won an argument with a cab driver this summer, so I've heard. Not that I give a tinkers cuss about the game..

1 - Go to Google Images, 2 - type in British beaches, 3 - realise you are talking with your loose sphincter again.

I know you have a chip on your shoulder about our history and castles of which you have none. As for loose women? If you want nasty sex with a whore in Great Britain? Go to a bar with an Australian barmaid she`ll be in a back alley on her knees sucking you off in no time excited at the thought of being given a real British pound coin in payment. Funny how Australia is a wonderful place but so many Aussies come to the UK to study and/or work and live isn't it my precious? The must have a fetish for castles!

As for the cricket? Sport is a cycle you win/you lose and its about time you fucking won again for a change.