no no no no no no this cannot be happening!!!!

[Duchess]

Does anyone else think that Midwest cheats on his wife as often as possible?

I totally believe he wanks off in the workplace restroom imagining his co-worker's awesome hooters. I think he does it in boardwalk bathrooms too because his head is endanger of exploding after seeing all the hardbodies wearing next to nothing.

Head in danger of exploding. Ha! No pun intended.